When someone asks "Shouldn't you believe in god 'just in case'?" My favorite response is "Well shouldn't you believe in Santa Claus 'just in case'?" Once you find out that Santa isn't real, it's hard to make yourself believe again, right? Same with god...at least the unreal Santa left me some real gifts!!!

Actually, the unreal God left you a lot of stuff, too -- much of it is stuff you don't want, though.