Where do I begin?

I really loved the comment about "monkeys turning into humans". that's brilliant. that guy must be a compleate turd to think that that's how evolution works.

you see, god is the answer for those who don't want to know the answer.

there's no evidence of a god - there never was.

I'm going to minorly disagree with you on this. There is evidence of a god, just not good or compelling evidence. In this sense, there's evidence for vampires, too.